chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

National Belgian Chocolate Day

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

by architecter May 30, 2018

Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason

“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022

grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma July 11, 2014

Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special

The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.

"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"

"Yeah maaan..."

by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025