"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
by acedude69 May 17, 2014
Get the italian chocolate freeziemug. The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
Get the Chocolate Martha Stewartmug. by Dubbydub April 15, 2017
Get the chocolate stovemug. "Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
Get the Frosted Chocolate Muffinmug. a funny song made by a TayZonday
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Get the Chocolate Farmermug.