Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 09, 2022
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Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.
by AnelBead June 03, 2024
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Costume Boner

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.
Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.
by Masked-Guardian February 12, 2013
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Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 05, 2018
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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 31, 2017
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 05, 2018
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personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks
Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey
by Baller57 February 04, 2017
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