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douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
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douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead
Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche
by applepinerd November 16, 2011
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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
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Douche canoe

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe
by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016
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inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
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douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.
ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."
by mr_chili September 2, 2011
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