brown mile

When you take a shit (especially a messy ass shit) then realize you're out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty ass with, that short walk that feels like a mile

I was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my ass

by mondomoon28 January 30, 2012

brown power

milk chocolate

I love Hershey's brown power bars.

by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010

brown curly

When you have diarrhea and the shit sticks to your ass crack hairs before you wipe it up.

George: I had such a nasty shit, even had some brown curly.

Bob: No Way!!! Did you check that shit out first before wiped it.

by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008

Brown Snow

Taking and freezing a large shit to use as a frozen dildo for your girlfriend to play with

Yeah I didnt want to have sex with Jas so I just gave her some brown snow instead

by Notarapist September 4, 2014

down and brown

To take part in the act of scat sex. A street way of saying that you or your partner defecated on the other during sex.

james got down and brown with that munter lastnight, she gave him his 20 quid's worth.

by Heskif April 21, 2007

brown precipitate

(see markovnikov's law)
Shit, more specifically, a skid mark.

*somebody lets rip*
"Sounds like you just left a brown precipitate!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

brown hurricane

When the man puts his tongue up the anus of another man then swirls his tongue around as the other man deficates and the resultant faeces looks like a hurricane. the faeces is then eaten by both parties.

Guy 1) dude i could go for an ice cream right about now
Guy 2) lets just have a brown hurricane

by Greenie April 17, 2005