Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.

If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.

by Checkoff June 13, 2024

butt cheeks are so wet

when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.

this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!

by annoyymmouss August 29, 2022

Sack of Wet Mice

Dumb as hell.

I met this new chick last night. She’s pretty, but dumber than a sack of wet mice.

by Fore Right June 4, 2021

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

Wet Year 7

a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)

by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021