left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

left-handed turkey sandwich by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

five knuckle sandwich 

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

five knuckle sandwich by Koltinn May 18, 2024

Knuckle club sandwich 

Beating a person up and then throwing egs at them.

Carl got a knuckle club sandwich from Robert.

Knuckle club sandwich by Kraavi kalle May 20, 2024

Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

Let’s Pump This Sandwich by Ploozy June 17, 2024

maka the sandwich 

A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him

A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.

A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.

maka the sandwich by Bloodman June 26, 2024

yo momma sandwich 

Yo momma sandwich

Yo momma sandwich

yo momma sandwich by Obscurebrain June 27, 2024

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

Fried Bologna Sandwich by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024