GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

Poo

Brown or at least should be.

My dog's poo is brown.

by YesIrandomlymadeadefinition May 3, 2022

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

POO

POOS ARE FUNNY AND BROWN AND LUMPY

'DONT EAT UR POO'

by POOPOORAARAA123 March 25, 2022

Poo Generator

an amazing invention, built by beaw incs engineer, pete beaw. pete built the poo generator in order for beaws to multiply the necessary amount of poo, from their significant other, in order to receive nourishment and live.

awisha beaw make sure to turn on the poo generator or else you want have enough poo bawws to get you through the day!

by NATURES_PROVIDER February 19, 2025