(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parked mug.1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
Get the french parking ticket mug.Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the telling me your limo is triple parked mug.A group of individuals in a social setting that tend to travel much like pack animals. They tend to have lower than average IQ's, and exhibit behaviors much like one would see at a circus side show. This group can be comprised of both males and females.
It was an awesome party until the "Trailer Park Sideshow" arrived.....
"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
by Rawkstar Mousai September 13, 2013
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Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012
Get the Garden City Park mug.To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
Get the to Park-bench mug.a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
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