National Get A Girl Day

On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)

"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"

by person1244 April 27, 2019

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National Grab Puss Day

if it’s May 1st, find urself a girl and just grab her cooch, it’s all good because it’s Grab Puss Day!

Just ask her if you can touch her puss, it’s national grab puss day, don’t be scared.

by bikini bottom itch April 28, 2019

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Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019

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national emily se day

On september 27th, everyone named aiden koss must talk to or at least attempt to talk to emily se.

hey look it’s national emily se day, i’m gonna ask her to fuck!!

by lil tay k September 27, 2019

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National best friends day

October 15 is the day were you honor you best friend and give them gift call them do something to show them you love them and if they don’t inter act back they are not you really best friend so hope you have a good October 15

I am going to get keisha a bag of candy for national best friends day I hope she interacts back

by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019

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