Jo Bro Hoe

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.

Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!

by MrDavid March 08, 2008

brick hoe

A brick hoe is someone who is of the prostitute type, and who has a very strong forearm from years of excercise.

j-lo, Britney Spears, and Bob Saget are brick hoes.

by billy goodwin September 24, 2006

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 11, 2022

Foll-hoe-er

Someone who follows dozens/hundreds/thousands of people at once in hopes of getting follow-backs.

"Maxie followed me today"
"She followed me and all my mutuals today as well, she's such a foll-hoe-er".

by That Anonymous Girl March 05, 2016

Half Dollar Hoe

When someone is a hoe, but a cheap hoe.

Rena is such a half dollar hoe.

by Settingerrr October 03, 2019

mass hoe snap

a snapchat from one hoe that goes out to all of her side niggas

"aye did you see that mass hoe snap from Jill last night?"

"yeah man, she's so hot"

by trapelf November 02, 2015

H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

Defined but not limited to a young high school girl in between the age of 16 and 18, wears little or no clothes for attention, and makes friends with benefits.

Miley Cirrus The Olsen Twins Your 17 year old little sister booty shorts leggings party dresses H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

by JR_Crooks July 28, 2011