sticky fuck

When a person looks nasty as fuck, as if they'd be sticky when you touch them.

Man, Kevin is a sticky fucker. I needed a shower after he hugged me.

by NefariousIntent July 29, 2016

Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker

A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.

by pseudoname April 9, 2005

Yuppie-fucked

The act of being subjected to listening conversation between people attempting a higher level of intelligence based on ridiculous premises, such as being a TA. Also refers to listening to conversations between two or more people with a subject matter that they don't realistically comprehend

Conversation: "I'd really like to go to Afghanistan..."

Subject: "God...I just got yuppie-fucked in the ear for an hour."

by DMoralizer November 27, 2009

sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016