Chinese finger painting

Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.

Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.

by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017

Cheez doodle fingers

When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.

Dude I had a bad case of cheez doodle fingers so I just had my dog lick it off.

by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009

two finger windmill

When someone takes two fingers and does a windmill rotation and shoves the two fingers up someone's ass

Dan used his two finger windmill to take Laura's anal virginity

by King pappy April 23, 2017

4 finger ounce.

In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...

"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."

by ts15210 April 21, 2021

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.

"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

5 finger forehead

A forehead that is 5 fingers or more wide. Commonly associated with ugly chicks and losers.

Common trait is a 5 finger wide vagina - USED & LEFT FOR SHIT!

seeks constant approval from everyone for childish and slutty behavior.

Alan: that bitchs forehead is huge!
Chris: thats yana she's fucking messed up, call her 5 finger forehead.
Alan: her boobs are big too
Chris: she wears a pushup - and acts like no one knows
Alan: She has dick breath
Chris: yeah, and she's got an std, bet her coochie is stank as hell.
Alan: damn..so young.
Chris:

by averyEface March 24, 2010