ed face

Someone crazy who has big puffy cheeks and a funny looking face....

That ugly kid over there is such an ED FACE.

by nastyNARDO889 March 8, 2007

Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

Face Thing

The act of placing one's head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. When you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an associate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. Good as a wake up in the morning... Ridiculously amazing after Love Beans.

"Shall we go do the face thing?"

"What is it?"

"You'll love it, trust me..."

(They always love it)

by Double Dickhead! June 9, 2007

buggin face

Buggin face:
The period of time that you or some one is either high or intoxicated

Dude i'm so buggin face, we almost finished 2 kegs. Dude are you buggin face, you can't be doing that before school

by B-Rec December 26, 2007

Smarkie Face

An Insult, Should Only Be Used When You're Extremely Mad At The Person.
(( May Not Go Over Well When You Call Someone It ))

Person 1: You Stupid Smarkie Face!
Person 2: What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me?
Person 1: I Called You A Smarkie Face! You Got Pwned!
Person 2: Oh, I'll Show You Who'll Get Pwned All Right...
Person 1: Oh No!

by em[ily] grace May 3, 2008

Twice. On The Face.

Referring to a man SO hot you'd let him come twice. on your face.

" He'd get it. twice. on the face."

by B&K_31 April 12, 2008

Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 11, 2009