Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

Fuck boy

A very realistic term used for boys who are immature and have nothing else better to do than break girls hearts and steal virginity’s

Hot girl: hey!!
Fuck boy: Netflix and chill
Hot girl: um sure ?
Fuck boy: I mean you dtf?
Hot girl: DOWN TO FUCK YOU UP

by Queen Emmy May 23, 2018

Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020