When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
Get the Ass Dragon mug.A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.
You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.
Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .
Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.
You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.
Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .
Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.
Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?
Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.
Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*
WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !
Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.
Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*
WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !
by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022
Get the Smoke Dragon mug.A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.
Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?
Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.
Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.
Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
by AirForceDude261 June 11, 2022
Get the named dragon mug.A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022
Get the Lord Dragon Cock mug.Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
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