guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Watered dog

The feeling of being ill, under the weather or feeling down. Either accompanied by lack of motivation or a feeling of emptiness.

I woke up today feeling like watered dog

by Gustaf James de horny August 5, 2021

Bagel Dogging

When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.

I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.

by Oinkalicious June 10, 2021

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

Face Dog

Chinese term, referring to a person, that is extremely focused on the looks of another.

To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.

I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~

by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021

carrot dogging

A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.

Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?

by Secondwifejulia July 1, 2017