Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007

Dick Cheny

A man who likes getting fucked by devil goats.

"Oh jesus this devil goats dick in my ass really makes me feel like Dick Cheny!"

by Ihatedick October 9, 2009

dick elbow

when a woman tires while jacking off a guy

I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.

by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006

Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."

That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...

by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009

dick ridler

a man who casually walks around with a massive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the ass of the person beside him

Andrew was being a real dick ridler because he took too much viagra.

by Sam Huffman May 13, 2008

suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016