suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016

Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."

That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...

by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009

dick ridler

a man who casually walks around with a massive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the ass of the person beside him

Andrew was being a real dick ridler because he took too much viagra.

by Sam Huffman May 13, 2008

dick time

An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

by theseven September 6, 2014

Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

Dick Cheny

A man who likes getting fucked by devil goats.

"Oh jesus this devil goats dick in my ass really makes me feel like Dick Cheny!"

by Ihatedick October 9, 2009

Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007