Chocolate Pancakes refers to defecating while sitting down on the floor, giving it it's pancake-like shape.
Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.
by Martin993 April 22, 2022
Get the Chocolate Pancakes mug.When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
Get the A box of chocolates mug.Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
Get the Chocolate Coffee mug.The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
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Get the Chocolate thunder mug.When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face
by The professor 827 June 6, 2016
Get the chocolate pablo mug.A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
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