your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

jack your jaw

Jacking someone's jaw is another way of saying to beat someone up. To punch someone in the face, around the jaw area.

Hey dude back off my girl! I'm gonna jack your jaw!

by justinm2010 May 28, 2010

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

Snatch your soul

"when you go down on a lady", "lick her vagina", "oral on a lady"

I'm gonna snatch your soul! Can I snatch your soul?

by Rhythmic abyss June 1, 2018

Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

Shut your beak

An adage used pejoratively to denote someone who exhibits incessant qualities.

Dude1 "Oi bruv your a dickhead!"

Dude2 "Man, SHUT YOUR BEAK!"

by Swagcrow no#1 November 2, 2008

Calm your bucket

A phrase that is commonly used when ordering an acquaintance to refrain from any frantic behavior, using an image of calming one's internal bucket.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I don't know how I'm going to pay for my bills, child support, and not to mention my tuition for community college!!! What the hell am I supposed to do?!"

Person #2: "Dude, calm your bucket."

Person #1: "... What?!"

Person #2: "Calm your bucket"

Person #1: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

Person #2: "Just calm your f*cking bucket!!!"

Person #1: "Sounds like you need to calm your bucket."

by Aspicker January 21, 2011