two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Based on the pronoun "one".

two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Two went to the store earlier today.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

two sack

Two American dollars worth of regular cannabis.

Can I purchase a two sack, Bernard?
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.

by masty garson andson July 19, 2010

draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.

Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.

by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019

Two Man

When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower

“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man”

by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.

my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!

by Evasmth September 22, 2019

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012