Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022

Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.

Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.

by SCHLAMit November 2, 2020

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

Taking it to go

The act of taking it in one's bottom.

He's taking it to go.

We take it to go

she took it to go.

by Squidders August 15, 2014

Take a Train

A Term to tell people to go far away, Hence trains go far in a short amount of time.

I ain’t playing no games, with any fame,

Go away Paparazzi, take a train,
I’ll take a picture when I want to,
So everybody, fly away like I said shoo,

by BryanDeeeee February 26, 2021

take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016

taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"

A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."

by xiacobolt September 8, 2022