taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025

taking a nap

tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar

im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.

by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023

take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.

eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog

by TheSBPony December 16, 2021

Take it to Heart

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.

On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.

mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies

by heartsformyself August 11, 2024