Reverse Baby Bird

When you are hitting it from behind and cum, then the ole lady coughs and you catch it in your mouth.

Last night I had the ole lady bent over the trailer hitch and I came in her, then bent over to smell her ass and she reverse baby birded me.

by Mr. Big Nutz April 19, 2024

Reverse Doggy Style

weird sex position no one likes

my friend likes reverse doggy style since he is weird

by M-40 DrAcO December 21, 2023

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Falling in reverse

An emo band that should have no fans, the lead singer got arrested and he makes fun of minors and there song “game over” is a meme for a good reason.

Falling in reverse is not a good band

by IWantToBeAFly December 14, 2024

Reverse Jenga

To put the wood in instead of taking it out. To fuck. To have sex. To screw.

I'm so horny. When we get home let's play a round of reverse jenga.

by KRayna June 2, 2024

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here

Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her

by sergonus April 17, 2024

Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.

An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.

by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022