An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.
Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
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SHUT THE FUCK UP! If I ever catch another mother fucker talking sweet on them I’m fucking beating their ass!”
SHUT THE FUCK UP! If I ever catch another mother fucker talking sweet on them I’m fucking beating their ass!”
by Simpboi25 January 22, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A man who betrays his own friends to get a mediocre puss. He is such in a need for sex that he is willing to sacrifice his own life. Commonly associated with the name Alexandre.
by Jiraya sensei May 21, 2020
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Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.
Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
by LocAsian August 9, 2020
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Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.
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