National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

national stfu day

Where you just shut up for once. It’s on every single day of October. Don’t be afraid to zip your lips for once! Step back into your comfort zone! Nows your time to shhhhhhh.

Becky:shhhh
Rex: k. I’ll stfu den. Since it national stfu day

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National Alibar Day

This day is when you say Alibar really loud on October 17

Oh shoot, I gotta yell Alibar on national Alibar day

by ThottxxSlayer69 October 15, 2019

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

National Malta Morena Day

In April 13 is the Malta Morena Day, in this day you have to drink at least 2 sixpacks of Malta Morena

Hey marta today is the National Malta Morena day, so lets go to my house and enjoy a ton of Malta Morena

by The Bright Guy April 11, 2018

National Send Nude Day

Girls and boys u have 2 send nudes 2 the person that show u dis. Also nun of that bullshit shit. U have 2 send real nudes of yo self.

My nigga got nudes bc of National Send Nude Day

by Cody Body May 25, 2018