National fuck your Classmate day

6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her

fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af

by Ananas95brekung October 31, 2020

national climb a tree day

November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!

Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly

by Scruffy eats tree November 2, 2020

National Egor Day

On November 3, we will all elect Egor for president. Once he is the president of the US he will be president everywhere. Then he will be ruler of the universe.

"Today is National Egor today."
"What's national Egor day?"
*Dies*

by DictionaryTron November 2, 2020

national punch your sister across the face day

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly

“happy national punch your sister across the face day”

by devoted christian November 2, 2020

National Dropkick Day

November 15th, you can dropkick anybody you like with no consequences

Person 1: hey dude
Person 2: what
1: it's national dropkick day
2:oh shi-

by Cubby P November 2, 2020

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020