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Michael Jordan 

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
Michael Jordan by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Michael Jackson 

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

Michaelisam 

The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass
Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man

Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man

The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man
Michaelisam by The holy michael December 13, 2021

Michaella-Money 

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure
I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.
Michaella-Money by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021
A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪
Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael
Michael by omg ideklol December 21, 2021
Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked
Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.
Michael by Huejass December 22, 2021