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bushed

to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.
“Dude! Isaac totally bushed himself in class with an ad for fury porn!”
by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023
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Bush

Me: hey look at that round grass

Mom: kys its a bush fuckface
by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018
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Bill Bush

Bill bush probably hopes he could some girls by the pussy like trump
by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016
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bush

1) A plant that houses and protects small animals.
2) One of the most beautiful parts of a woman's body.
3) Two former U.S. Presidents, one of whom kept company with people named Quayle, the other of whom is the son of the first and keeps company with people named Dick.

Isn't it a shame that the first two definitions, which are wonderful things, must share with the latter one? We should start calling the Presidents 'Bursh' instead, to dissociate.
1) The quail hid in the bushes to escape from the fox.
2) He sensually drifted his fingers through her bush before caressing her clitoris.
3) In recent news, Shrub- I mean, Bush Jr. is no longer our President. Now perhaps we can pull out of Iraq.
by Soda1234 March 1, 2009
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Bushed

Getting Pranked from within a Bush
"See that dude right there, He got Bushed so hard"
by TheBètaVA March 6, 2017
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wild bush

When pubes are overgrown and or crazy
I need to trim my wild bush it's ridiculous
by Gang55 July 14, 2017
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George Bush

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.

Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.

Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
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