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eye douche

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.
by txmom74 September 30, 2010
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serial douche bag

a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.
That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche
by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011
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petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
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American douche canoe

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
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ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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Bag O' Douche Juice

Brian's a bag o' douche juice for crapping out on us last night. The guy can't hold his own.
by lucky21 February 17, 2009
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