The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.

Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...

by Closter NJ July 16, 2019

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Douche

/do͞oSH/

Noun

1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.

Adjective

1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards

"That guy is wearing a hat backwards. What a douche."

by physics rock October 29, 2015

douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017