Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

dogging tonight

Free, untamed, unchained, answer to no one

I need air, space, let's go dogging tonight

by j.i.e.l April 14, 2021

Donkey Dog

A stubborn, slow, depressed dog

Dude, your dog is the slowest and most stubborn dog I have ever met, he reminds me of Eeyore... "Ohhh-kayyy, I guess we will walk now". He's a Donkey Dog!

by georgie bear September 7, 2016

scrub dog

Ugly girl from the bush

Hey scrub dog

by Samrac April 30, 2019

collie dogging

When you are out with a slower training partner and have to double back and then catch up. Appears to have originated in Sussex, UK.

Not to be confused with dogging.

My friend was so slow I had to do collie dogging three times on our run.

by Rabbid rabbit April 17, 2022

Dirty Dog

When you partake in the act of slowly inserting your entire left arm covered in mud in the anus your 5 pound chihuahua

Jenny: Did you hear Evan did A dirty dog yesterday at Johns house

Sarah: Jesus Christ jenny were at a bible study

by Horsefucker420 April 24, 2020

Sock Dog

Borzoi (Russian wolfhound) has the longest and largest nose, the breed became popular by getting viral on TikTok the dog was slurping water with his long schnozer.

Otherwise called a sock dog.

Sock Dog is my favourite TikTok trend.

by sockdoggi January 24, 2023