Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018
Get the cream beltmug. by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023
Get the creammug. by CaptinHooker May 6, 2022
Get the Fart BUbble creammug. Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
by a1.kyle March 9, 2019
Get the Cream Eyesmug. A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
Get the Bruise Creammug. You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..
She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer
She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer
by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017
Get the Cream steamermug. 