When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug. When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.
Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.
Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.
by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019
Get the vice creammug. The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
Get the Custard Creammug. The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021
Get the mashed potato ice cream cone effectmug. when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
there is a hand signal
left over right
right over left
then point to the bathroom
by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018
Get the cream n cookiesmug. A name that you can call someone who is a of Black Civil Rights Activist, who goons on a daily basis.
Nathan: Are you taking my rights away because I'm a brown boy who likes to goon to Dandy's World characters?
Ms. Kelly: You are a disgusting brown dirty Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior!
Nathan: Fuck Biggie
Ms. Kelly: You are a disgusting brown dirty Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior!
Nathan: Fuck Biggie
by nlongmire@cps.edu May 9, 2025
Get the Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Juniormug.