cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 14, 2025
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Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.
"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"
by Mobsiboy June 20, 2023
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Bestfriend cream day

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
by Watermelonbitches May 30, 2021
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queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it
i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face
by the_liger_way May 02, 2019
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tangerine cream

When your fucking a girl with an orange spray tan and cream pie her.
That chick last night was so orange I gave her a tangerine cream.
by KozzyKam December 23, 2020
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ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.
Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.
by chloensia February 19, 2024
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Creamed

Miss Teresa, Officer Smith, and Brenton.
They are creamed individuals.
by Ashjkggj April 24, 2019
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