Anal

Butt sex

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!

by im_stupid February 26, 2020

Anal volcano

when you are fisting someone with diarhea. And you wait for all of the persons feces to build up, before removing your fist, and letting all the shit splurt everywhere.

Friend: Bro why is your shirt brown?

Me: yeah jesica wanted to try doing an Anal volcano.

by PEE POO PEE PEE March 16, 2020

Anal crong

Accidental anal

When you’re having sex and your penis slips in to the ass accidentally

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020