gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016

I ate your cake

A phrase uttered by someone who has defeated an opponent by a huge margin to their opponent.

Similar in contextual meaning to "I ate your lunch" and "I raped you."

"Hey, you barely beat me at MW2."
"Whatever, loser! I ate your cake!"

by Con-D March 3, 2010

black berry sleaze cake

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.

That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.

by Captain_LC February 28, 2017

Let them eat cake

It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."

Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.

Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."

Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!

by Orthonormal May 18, 2010

Little Debbie Snack Cake

1. a baked, highly fattening cake made by the Little Debbie company

2. When you hit somebody in the balls with a hockey stick of any kind, but preferably a plastic toy hockey stick for the addition of hilarity.

When Jeff wasn't looking, I snuck up with my plastic stick and gave him a Little Debbie Snack Cake that he won't soon forget.

by dankdaddy420 November 3, 2009

cake and ice cream

A term often used to refer to an inside joke; creating an inside joke within an inside joke.

Man, that party had so much cake and ice cream, it's hard to remember it all!

by Bobzco December 4, 2011

Cadbury sea cakes

Hot delicious steamed salmon oozing with caramel and fish oil... Covered in heavy chocolate, and doused in cod liver oil.... The outer shell is stuffed with fish entrails and heavy, vanilla creame.

"I needs my cadbury sea cakes now bitch"

by Bill Gates August 7, 2004