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chocolate covered banana

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022
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Banana

There is no definition apart from long and big. It is commonly soft but if it is not ripe it is hard.
That banana is huge and hard!
by THEguyWithaBIGbanana May 13, 2018
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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mare banana

Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting
Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!
by orangapomoretnapizamila January 8, 2025
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banana

1.) a normal fruit
2.) something that’s usually replacing something crazy
3.) the thing you slip over (which how does that happen in the first place? just pick up the banana peel)
1.) i like this banana. it’d be great in a fruit salad.
2.) THAT’S BANANAS-
3.) whoops. i tripped over a banana.
by coconut5209 June 29, 2025
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BANANA

Decisions about whether to approve new projects are made by politicians who rely on the votes of nimbys (“Not in my back yard”), notes (“Not over there, either”) and bananas (“Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything”).
from The Economist Sept 1st, 2022 Britain’s failure to build is throttling its economy
by Kopernik September 4, 2022
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banana

a dick with a skin disease that turns the skin yellow, also have a weirdly long shaped foreskin on top
Woman: "Unzip"
Man: I have a banana in there I'm so sorry
Woman: Don't worry babe, I have an apple ;)
by IdioticboiLmao1! September 9, 2020
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