X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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Shoe Box Ho

A male ho who has lots of shoes.
He buys a new pair of shoes almost as often as he takes home a new girl. He's such a shoe box ho!
by Pwincess kitty December 10, 2019
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chow my box

The licking and eating out of a pussy
by 9+10=TwennyWan March 27, 2017
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Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 14, 2013
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Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.
Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!
by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018
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clean the litter box

the act of eating a girl's asshole after she takes a shit
Joel has to clean the litter box before he gets a blow job.
by Mr. Joel September 20, 2021
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