To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 04, 2023
When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
by Jim, the tease virgin January 23, 2016
The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.
by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020
A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll August 21, 2024
by ItzFrostEE December 22, 2022