Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

Mass pissing section

The section in a bathroom where a group of 9 naked guys go and just piss, while standing like its a normal/not in a pissing position

guy 1: bro I really gotta piss
guy 2: I have to piss too, we're also naked so lets go to the mass pissing section
guy 1;: ok bro, just don't piss on me like you did last time

by Sqwertymaster October 13, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.

person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.

by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024

pissing magma

when you and a female engage in sexual intercourse and they are so ran through that when you go to relieve yourself in the bathroom it feels as you may be “pissing magma”

if you and “her” have sex you’ll for sure be pissing magma the next day.

by KanyeEast123456789 December 20, 2023

hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass

Fancy a pint of hulk piss?

by JB1980 November 8, 2013

Devils Piss

When you mix whatever alcohol you got to create the nastiest mixture possible

Hey bro I just took two shots of devils Piss and I am hammered to hell

by Rip in pieces May 13, 2022