Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

penis nose

that one persons nose that is shaped like a large ass penis dick. like the tip just be hanging on the end like a dead end of a peen tip. bruh <— like that. look it’s circumcised!

girl; her nose lowkey looks like a circumcised penis.

girl2; yeah for sho she be lookin like a rat lol
girl; right she should cut that shIit off what a penis nose.

by local penis girl xx mauh November 29, 2019

Vaginya Penis

It’s when the woman’s Vagina is soooooo fat it looks like a penis

Guy: took the girl I smashed last night had a Vaginya Penis
Guy: damn broo

by Lalabeappo December 4, 2019

Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper

Yo, can I get uhhhhhhhhh Dr penis

by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019

cades penis

Pringle’s can.

“Have you heard how big cades penis is?” Yea molly, I took that whole Pringle’s Can last night.”

by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019