Michael Jacksum

Michael Jackson from Temu.

Admired by many people like ejrv, Samy Art and etc..

A: Dude, no way Temu made their own Michael Jackson!
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀

by randomlydan August 13, 2025

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child

Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him

by Elemgey September 4, 2025

Michael Harris

The North Adams ¨Diddy¨ he is know for showing his erect genitals and phrasing they as ¨A little over 8¨

Michael Harris is a little over 8¨.

by jimbo 812223 September 16, 2025

michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

Michael Booth

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.

OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Michael Booth

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.

OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!

by anonymous January 21, 2025