dirty scrot

lowest form of life

you gypo get out you dirty scrott

by neddy the wise March 31, 2009

Dirty moose

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.

My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose

by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.

Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!

by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010

Dirty Lula

The act in which a female asserts her dominance over an older male at a festival by throwing her poo at him like a wild monkey and wrestling to the floor mid rave

Wow did you see that dirty Lula back there what a stinky twat

by STINKYTWAT0161 April 13, 2020

Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.

Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat

by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020

dirty sutton

A woman inserts a sharpie, or other similar object, into her ass and proceeds to masturbate. Upon climax she clenches her ass muscles launching the object across the room into her partner's waiting mouth.

Dude my girl and I did a dirty sutton last night. Man that sharpie was super nasty.

by Makar Cerelador January 15, 2014

dirty milkers

when a nasty old stripper has huge tittaayyys

come on guys lets go see some dirty milkers!

by BUNZ January 15, 2015