David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound

I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.

by Pop Handler June 3, 2025

David Jurado

house player

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends

by i am not seen. June 12, 2025

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David Cadieux

A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL

look at dis nigga David Cadieux camping

by The Phantom Troupe July 17, 2025

David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025