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jar baby

(n) an aborted embryo.

This term is used when referring to an aborted embryo while putting a new sexual prospect in check prior to doing the act. It is meant to discourage them from claiming that you got them pregnant, thus preventing unnecessary abortions.

It goes like this...You take a small clear glass vial with a dropper lid. Fill it with water and put a bloody booger in it. Now, you put this on a shelf somewhere in your room. Now, when you bring a chick home to have sex with, you know she's going to be nosy and ask what it is. You gladly take the opportunity to explain that it is the fetus embryo of one of your last relationships. That you requested it back after having to get an abortion. Then you tell this new girl that unless she wants to force you to have to put another jar on your shelf, she won't get pregnant, or atleast won't come to you for 1/2 the money to get an abortion. You tell her that you'd rather not put another one on your shelf, cause its starting to make you sad. Plus let her consider that if it does come to that, her little scrap of an offspring will be watching you screw a whole bunch of other chicks...and you know she doesn't want that.
Sally started talkin all crazy the other night when we were about to have sex, so I had to show her the jar baby.

Damn, $250 spent...and all I have to show for it is another jar baby.
by VegasChris September 20, 2005
mugGet the jar babymug.

herion baby

an undersized/small balled baby that is addicted to herion
by shuthefuckup February 22, 2003
mugGet the herion babymug.

baby mama

an ugly woman who you wouldn't ever want to have or associate with. Usually a bustdown or a one night stand. A facially unnatractive woman who you won't even claims kids is yours.
She's so ugly she is a baby mama. In other words, no man wants her, only for a one night stand because she's poor and ugly and not worth a mcdonald's dinner.
by hointohousewife March 30, 2009
mugGet the baby mamamug.

baby lion

A cute little girl who is very sexy. As cute as a little lion cub and very fistey and playfull. Very rare to find
awww baby lionn - basicly a hidden emotion that you want to fuck them.
by RBVMLX March 11, 2008
mugGet the baby lionmug.

baby box

a friend that brings a 6 pack when a case is clearly called for.
Yo, baby box bring a case next time you cheap s.o.b.
by Rabbit98 February 20, 2009
mugGet the baby boxmug.

Angry Baby

When a guy busts in a girl and squeezes her legs together to make the jizz spit out. (like an angry baby spitting up)
last night i gave her such a hardcore angry baby on s7 at the UN my ninjas all cheered me on
by un house June 3, 2009
mugGet the Angry Babymug.

baby candy

"don't forget to eat your baby candy"
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
mugGet the baby candymug.

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