J

A person who loves to play Fortnite and eats Taco Bell all lot

Person 1: what do you think J is doing

Person 2: probably waiting Taco Bell and playing Fortnite

by Yourmomisgeiy October 8, 2019

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

The string of text that Quinn makes when he headbangs his keyboard

You: Hi guys!
Quinn: bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn June 14, 2023

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

The J

Abbreviation for the state of New Jersey a term coined by twitch streamer PlaqueBoyMax (aka PBM from The J)

Q: “Where are you from?”
A: “I’m from The J”

by omch5blowin November 3, 2025