Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021

WWE IS ON TOP

WWE is the best group in the world. when thinking of a group that can do it all fight,play sports,and even be better than another group you think of WWE. Some people talk about another group by the name of wscc but there lame. They wanna be just like WWE it's crazy but WWE is on top and can't be messed with

WWE is on top

by ehehsheheg October 29, 2023

Top G

Cade German (the Top G) is the sexiest man alive. The Top G is the Edmund partridge school goat

Cade german is the Top G

by Monsta121212 August 22, 2022