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Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...
"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"
by Gab-54h March 18, 2024
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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Michael

A man who's usually short (below 5'5) and doesn't like showering. He's very close in himself to the point of considering himself a loner. Doesn't like hanging out with his real friends but will sit in Discord calls for hours in the shadow of his room talking to strangers online.
Michael was up the whole night again!
by urban expert7 July 29, 2022
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Michael Caine

Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine.

Caine is known for his pronounced Cockney accent. Cockney rhyming slang replaces works with ones that rhyme - “apples and pears” for stairs, “pork pies” for lies (and further shortened to “porkies”), etc. With an English accent, “Michael” sounds a bit like “my-co.” Add in his last name, and Michael Caine becomes slang for Peruvian marching powder.
“Are you coming the the party tonight? Make sure to bring your mate Michael Caine”
by Stabitha Christie July 9, 2023
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Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020
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Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
by JoeMama= March 1, 2022
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