A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.
Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
by Stauder October 22, 2009
by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018
A very disturbing video involving a naked man inserting a small jar into his ass by sitting on it. The jar breaks, and the rest of the video depicts his attempts toward removing all glass shards from his ass while hemorraging blood like a running bathroom sink.
"Did you see that video '1 guy 1 jar'?"
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
by devil1 January 04, 2009
Much like the term 'fuck" the phrase "fat nugs, my guy" can be inserted everywhere and replace any word with no real meaning. Alternatively it can also be used as an exclamation referring to nuggets of marijuana being exceptionally fat.
"Hey man, my mom just died"
"Damn, fat nugs my guy"
"Yo man check out this kush I just got"
"Woah, those are some fat nugs my guy"
"Damn, fat nugs my guy"
"Yo man check out this kush I just got"
"Woah, those are some fat nugs my guy"
by FisherPrice1928 February 18, 2017
The Family Guy Drinking Game involves two or more contestants. The contestants watch an entire season DVD of Family Guy episodes.
The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.
The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.
If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.
The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.
If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
Jeff: GOD! It's Friday night and I have nuthin to do as usual!
Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.
Jeff: Like what....Quarters?
Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.
Jeff: How do ya play it?
Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.
Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!
Ryan: Let's call Seth!
Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.
Jeff: Like what....Quarters?
Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.
Jeff: How do ya play it?
Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.
Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!
Ryan: Let's call Seth!
by Define Me! July 27, 2009
A brand based on the principles of staying happy, being humble, and livin' life. Their mission statement is: Don't worry about the past, don't stress about the future. Just live life now and be happy.
Man: You seem so happy and content with your life; what's your secret?
Guy: I'm Ry Guy Livin' Life! No matter what my circumstances are, I strive to be humble, happy, and live my life. You may not be a stranger to sorrow or hurt, but happiness is something you can push for no matter your situation!
Man: Livin' life huh? It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.
Guy: I'm Ry Guy Livin' Life! No matter what my circumstances are, I strive to be humble, happy, and live my life. You may not be a stranger to sorrow or hurt, but happiness is something you can push for no matter your situation!
Man: Livin' life huh? It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.
by Ry Guy Livin' Life February 22, 2013
This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
by StraightGuyI January 14, 2009